Worlds worst invention.
This is my vacuum cleaner, it's as worthless as a crack whore. A gift from HIS mother. She bough a new one and asked if I wanted it, so I figure why not a free vacuum. Considering the one I had before was around when dinosaurs were.
Pssh. This thing couldn't suck up dirt if it wanted to. I find myself picking up pieces of whatever off the carpet as I'm going along, because it couldn't handle the weight of it.
I should have kept my old one until I had that one, but no...I pitched it. It worked better...WAYYYYYYYYYY better...than this hunk of junk.
I swear, one of these days, I'm going to blow it up.
I'm just kidding, I wouldn't blow it up....
but for real...I would. BOOM!
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