I was driving home from work today. A very stressful day at work I might add. Easter is this weekend, and I have to get everything done, so I'm not overloaded when I return on Monday. I'm listening to Britney Spears - Circus, and belting out the chorus when I hear a honk. A passing car goes by, so I think nothing of it. When outta no where the toothless wonder driving an old nasty ford truck pulls up next to me, honking the horn again. As I'm looking over at this toothless wonder in disgust, he licks his lips and does the head nod kissy face thing.
I KNOW! I'm just as shocked as you. We pull up to a red light and he says, "YO, baby..What's your name." At this point I'm livid and reply back with a "Are you fucking kidding me?" "You couldn't handle this, I'm fucking gorgeous and you don't have a chance in hell with me." So what?!?! I am vain, you know you are too. Who gives a shit? Yes, it was a little rude, I know, but it got the point across.
As the light turned green and I pulled away, I thought to myself. "Have I let myself go?" "Do I have 'I'll fuck anything' tattoo'd on my forehead?" "Are toothless men in these days?" Then I look into even farther than that...
What gives any man the right to treat a woman that way? What happened to asking for a number? Asking a woman out on a date? I mean regardless he would have been turned down, I have my honey and that man needed teeth..but seriously, have some class. Only LL cool J can get away with licking his lips like that.
So men, please take into consideration our feelings before drooling at us and spouting off whatever comes to mind. It's not that hard to carry on a conversation with us. I promise we don't bite, and hey..maybe I'll let you use my insurance to get your teeth fixed.
Have a nice night everyone.
X's and O's.
I KNOW! I'm just as shocked as you. We pull up to a red light and he says, "YO, baby..What's your name." At this point I'm livid and reply back with a "Are you fucking kidding me?" "You couldn't handle this, I'm fucking gorgeous and you don't have a chance in hell with me." So what?!?! I am vain, you know you are too. Who gives a shit? Yes, it was a little rude, I know, but it got the point across.
As the light turned green and I pulled away, I thought to myself. "Have I let myself go?" "Do I have 'I'll fuck anything' tattoo'd on my forehead?" "Are toothless men in these days?" Then I look into even farther than that...
What gives any man the right to treat a woman that way? What happened to asking for a number? Asking a woman out on a date? I mean regardless he would have been turned down, I have my honey and that man needed teeth..but seriously, have some class. Only LL cool J can get away with licking his lips like that.
So men, please take into consideration our feelings before drooling at us and spouting off whatever comes to mind. It's not that hard to carry on a conversation with us. I promise we don't bite, and hey..maybe I'll let you use my insurance to get your teeth fixed.
Have a nice night everyone.
X's and O's.
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